...In space, no one can hear you ask for directions.

 

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Saturday 15th March 2008

A momentous day in the history of British football.

Slugging it out in the rain at the foot of League 2 were two mini-goliaths of the game - Wrexham and Bury :- winner takes all, red versus blue, good versus evil, Persil versus Ariel Automatic etc. And sponsoring the whole event were us, the Welsh Space Agency. Guest of honour, thanks to some nifty fax machine adaptation by our boffins, was Dilwyn himself - none the worse for being squeezed down wires and into the ether before popping out the paper tray of our Betws Gwerfil Goch based fax machine.

History will record that Brian Little's glorious mud-spattered warriors tucked their chances away whilst the vanquished Bury lot didn't.

Dilwyn and Llyr in the tunnel
Dilwyn and Llyr in the tunnel before kick-off.
Wrexham players run on to the pitch mistakenly thinking the adulation of the crowd was intended for them.
Wrexham players run on to the pitch mistakenly thinking the adulation of the crowd was intended for them.
Top premier league referee, Howard Webb asked specifically to stand next to Dilwyn for the group photo.
Top premier league referee, Howard Webb asked specifically to stand next to Dilwyn for the group photo.
His assistant, R. Burton asked specifically NOT to stand next to Dilwyn.
Dilwyn and Llyr on the pitch
Dilwyn and Llyr ap Llwyllion on the pitch. First water Dilwyn has seen in years.
Llyr ap Llwyllion
Biscuit procurement executive Llyr ap Llwyllion, very excited before the game.
Dilwyn Griffiths shows relief to be back on earth after so-long in space, however briefly.
Dilwyn Griffiths shows relief to be back on earth after so-long in space, however briefly.
Biscuit Procurement Executive, Llyr ap Llwyllion, busy not procuring biscuits.
Biscuit Procurement Executive, Llyr ap Llwyllion, busy not procuring biscuits.
Man of the match, Simon Spender with Dilwyn.
Dilwyn presents the man of the match Ribena to Simon Spender.
Dilwyn with a nutter
Dilwyn photographed with one of the head-the-balls we met that day. This particular nut-job was Barry Jones, secretary of London Reds (Cochion Llundain) - an organisation for Wrexhamesque people from down there.
Barry suffers from a rare condition which means he can only drink odd numbers of pints of beer - prime numbers at that. Don't forget that mug you owe us..
A worried looking m.o.t.m. Simon Spender photographed with Welsh Space Agency staff after the game.
A worried looking m.o.t.m. Simon Spender photographed with Welsh Space Agency staff after the game.
W.A.S.A. staff with empty beer glasses.
W.A.S.A. staff with empty beer glasses. Myfanwy is taking the photo.
Professor of toaster engineering seen 3rd from right with 2 empty drinks glasses.
Welsh Space Agency Logo - by Cole Henley
Cymru III

Cymru 3 on the launchpad at Cerrigydrudion

on the launchpad at Cerrigydrudion

It's Space Tea Time

A nice steaming hot mug of WASA tea.

Come and spend your entire
personal wealth on WASA tat
at our online bizarre bazaar.

Space Cadets Gallery
Mamgu off her face at glasto

Read about some of the people who have nothing better to do with their time.

Our Intrepid Crew
The intrepid crew of Cymru III - Dilwyn and Megan

The space crew of Cymru III, Dilwyn & Megan

Biscuit Procurement

Biscuit procurement in action.

What is agent Llyr ap Llwyllion up to here. Click to find out.

The Big Match

Dilwyn and Llyr about to go on the pitch at Wrexham

Dilwyn's first return to earth in goodness knows how long and a momentous day in the history of British football. See the pictures, read about it, buy a mug.

Higgs Boson Sale

 50% off all Higgs Bosons this week only.

Save up to 50% on all Bosons, Leptons, and other sub-atomic particles in the great WASA Boson giveaway

W.A.S.A. Hats

Morris Spoon wearing a WASA hat number 1 

What has anorak in residence Morris Spoon got to smile about? That's right - he's got an all new Welsh Space Agency Hat. And not one of those fake ones either

Telegraph Poles

Telegraph Poles are bloody fantastic and I love them

Why not indulge your love of those wooden pointy things mere mortals call telegraph poles.