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in piles as high as small cows
As James Lovell on board the Apollo 8 command module came out from behind the moon he said loudly and clearly: 'PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS.
Many conspiracy theorists have long held this to be a code that he had seen alien settlements on the dark side of the moon. The Welsh Agency knows it to be different from this, as it is in fact a code that the moon's dark side is littered with massive rubys. Gleaming red gemstones piled as high as a herd of small cows.
cymrodrome at Melin-y-Wig.
In 1985 we launched our first ever craft, Cymru 1 on a dangerous mission to collect as many of these moon rubys as possible.
The mission was a success in as far as it reached the far side of the moon and returned intact. Alas, we didn't find any rubys. It appears they have already been gathered up by the thousands of aliens living there.
end trying to mine the gold seen here.
1993 saw us attempt to put Cymru 2 into space. This time the mission was to extract gold from sunbeams. Unfortunately, Cymru 2 was destroyed on entering the sun's orbit. Also, we forgot to take any pictures of it before it went. All the crew were from Blaenau Ffestiniog, so it doesn't really matter.
on the launchpad at Cerrigydrudion
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The space crew of Cymru III, Dilwyn & Megan
What is agent Llyr ap Llwyllion up to here. Click to find out.
Dilwyn's first return to earth in goodness knows how long and a momentous day in the history of British football. See the pictures, read about it, buy a mug.
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What has anorak in residence Morris Spoon got to smile about? That's right - he's got an all new Welsh Space Agency Hat. And not one of those fake ones either
Why not indulge your love of those wooden pointy things mere mortals call telegraph poles.