The Great WASA Sub-atomic particle Giveaway

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Sub atomic particles have never been cheaper.

Just look at these prices....

Fermions

	half-integer spin	£1.99 ea
	pack of three incl. free anti-particles	£5.49 pk
	Please specify metric or imperial when ordering Some assembly may be required.

Quarks

	all fractionally charged, with or without mesons
	PRICES TOO CHEAP TO PRINT...	£££ CALL

	We regret, Bottom Quarks no longer available.

Leptons

	non-interactive	£1.99 ea
	0.5 GeV	£1.29
	2.2 GeV	£1.49
	15.5 Gev	£3.29
	1,776 GeV	£14.99

	WASA recommends:
	Lepton Gloves Don't get fried - one size fits all.	£9.99pr

Bosons

	Photons	£££ CALL
	Gravitons	£££ CALL
	Gluons	£££ CALL

	Higg's Bosons ONLY AVAILABLE VIA WASA WEBSITE. BEWARE OF FAKES... 2 per pack.	£££ CALL

Gravitons

	all charges, all spins, all in stock NOW...	From £2.29
	Special Offer: ³/₂ spin Gravitinos (pk of 6)	£12.99

	WASA recommends:
	Graviton Scales. Weigh particles accurately from zero mass to 15 stone. Available in blue only.	£17.99

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	All our particles, sub-atomic particles and grains of dust are manufactured to the very highest Welsh quality at our state-of-the-art Small Hadron Collider facility at Cerrigydrudion in North Wales.