And now, the main points of the news again…
After a ridiculous amount of time traversing the solar system, Dilwyn Griffiths and Megan landed on Callisto in Cymru III craft.
They hung around a while. And, frankly, made a mess.
Dilwyn accidentally pulled on the take-off cord and blasted them on their way to another moon near Jupiter – Europa.
They discover new moons along the way.
They crash on Europa.
They meet an important member of an alien civilisation.
They casserole him.
The aliens get nowty* and demand we send them Susan Boyle and others to make amends otherwise they’ll invade earth.
Uncle Rhodri wins £46 on the horses.
nowty: [adj] moody, sullen and badtempered, prone to moodswings.
he’s a right nowty git that Alex Ferguson