* * INTRODUCTORY OFFER * *
SAVE £300. RRP £308.99, NOW ONLY £8.99 (UK ONLY)
As there's only about 309* days to go until Christmas ( or around 674 until the one after that). Why not use that time to continuously click the "Add to Basket" button to order mug after mug of refreshing Welsh Space Tea for everyone you know.
Your Christmas tree could look as splendid as ours with a WASA mug underneath it.
* We did this on a Wednesday when there actually was 309 days to go.
OFFER LIMITED TO 600 MUGS PER CUSTOMER
Here are some of our satisfied cup of tea owners…
"I've had this cup of tea stewing for over 3 months now and it hasn't let me down once."
Cpt S.E. Schmelmhausen, 39,000 ft
Get a free WASA pen with every order of either a mug or a patch. Or a mug and a patch, or patch, then mug.
These delicious bio-degradable WASA pens are guaranteed to float around*1 and may well help you become more proficient at number puzzles*2, Sodukos and ear-picking.
They're green, made from corn-starch and you can eat them in times of crisis.
*1 floating around requires reduced gravity
*2 puzzle proficiency may not happen
* Once these nice pens have run out, we might have to send other ones with welshspaceagency writing on instead.
** actually they nearly have run out, and the ones we have got are bio-degrading and don't work very well. We aim to please.
*** Look! Don't buy a mug just to get a pen. We might not have any. Or you might get a Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society pencil or something. There.