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Official Mission Space Tea Rooms

Welcome to WASA online tea rooms and snack bar. Sit down, relax and have a nice cup of tea courtesy of the Welsh Space Agency. Using the very latest in space technology, we can bring you an online cuppa* straight from a low earth orbit.

Obviously, the distance the tea has to travel and is reflected in the price. But you do get to keep the mug afterwards - and the teabag if you want. What's more it also comes in it's own special plain presentation WASA approved cardboard box - which you can also keep, in your bin.

You even get instructions on how to make tea in space.

*Tea may require reconstitution

		For WELSH SPACE AGENCY HATS Get yourself Downstairs into our all new headwear department.

* * INTRODUCTORY OFFER * *

SAVE £300. RRP £307.99, NOW ONLY £7.99 (£10.99 USA+)

	Cup of Welsh Space Tea supplied in a Limited Edition Welsh Space Agency Mug
	(All prices include P&P to UK, USA or everywhere else - Yes, the price you pay is the price we get)

Tea or Coffee?
Do you take sugar?

Now click the "Buy Now" button for where you are...

Wales, UK and Jupiter orbit customers only

USA, The commies and the rest of the world

* Offer limited to 600 cups of tea per customer.

As there's only about days to go until Christmas ( or around until the one after that). Why not use that time to continuously click the "Buy Now" button, below, to order mug after mug of refreshing Welsh Space Tea for everyone you know.

Your Christmas tree could look as splendid as ours with a WASA mug underneath it.

A WASA mug underneath a lovely Christmas tree

Here are some of our satisfied cup of tea owners...

WASA mugs on the flight deck of Air Cymru 737 to Patagonia

Captain Stoddart E. Schmelmhausen enjoys a cup of Welsh tea on the flightdeck of his CyrmuAir Jet.

"I've had this cup of tea stewing for over 3 months now and it hasn't let me down once."

Cpt S.E. Schmelmhausen, 39,000 ft


Morris Spoon is not known for his joyful countenance.	Here though, he has won a bottle of bubblebath, a toilet-roll cover and a meat voucher for £25 in the British Legion raffle.	But look! Unbridled joy as Morris receives a cup of tea in a Welsh Space Agency mug as reward for 25 years of service to car parking space measurement.

WASA Patches	Made from 100% Welsh patch material stuff, you too can pretend you look like Dilwyn with one of these sewn onto your pyjamas/boilersuit/strait-jacket* Anyway, you can get yourself one of these patches for a magical mystery price of just £4,99 which includes postage and packaging. We haven't got many of these so hurry up. *Don't forget to ask mummy (or daddy) to sew it on for you.


SPECIAL OFFER	Get a free WASA pen with every order of either a mug or a patch. Or a mug and a patch, or patch, then mug. These delicious bio-degradable WASA pens are guaranteed to float around* and may well help you become more proficient at number puzzles, Sodukos and ear-picking. They're green, made from corn-starch and you can eat them in times of crisis. floating around requires reduced gravity * puzzle proficiency may not happen * Once these nice pens have run out, we might have to send other ones with welshspaceagency writing on instead.

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** BASEMENT - Headwear department**

Official Welsh Space Agency Commemorative Hats

That's right. We said "Official". Because these are the only hats on sale anywhere in the world that are properly endorsed by Ffranc Ff. Ffestiniog - our senior WASA hat endorsing executive. Not only that, but each and every one of these hats has been blessed, personally, by the leaders of all the world's major religions.*

They are spun from pure Thinsulate, which is the product of a special type of worm which lives only in Wales and has excellent thermal properties as well as providing a measure of protection against cosmic rays - see illustration below.

All embroidery has been done by the tiny hands of magical pixies and elves and child sweatshop labour. And we're knocking them out at a magical mystery cosmologically protected price of just £9.99 - which is a quid less than we paid for the damn things. So if you've got any sense you'll buy the lot off us and sell us them all back again. Anyway, this price is fully inclusive of special postage stamps which you can save in your philately album and will probably be worth a fortune when you're dead.

*Not 100% confirmed yet.

		Modelled here by our very own Morris Spoon, these WASA hats are spun from finest Thinsulate stuff and the logo itself is embroidered, magically, overnight by elves.

Design #2 - The official WASA (TM) logo one. Guaranteed to keep your head warm, as well as looking a bobby dazzler*, wearing one of these.

*bobby dazzler, v : of a bright light shone into the face of a policeman, especially one called Robert.


And if all that wasn't enough. Scientific proof that wearing WASA hats can relieve abdominal discomfort.

NON-WASA HAT		WASA HAT


Morris Spoon wearing inferior headgear, such as this Tranmere Rovers hat, finds he has very little protection against cosmic radiation. Clearly suffering with mild constipation and an inabliltiy to remember shopping lists.		Look at this! Not only are those cosmic rays bouncing off Morris's hat, they have even left him with slight delusions of self-worth. Watch out Olwen behind the bar in the White Lion!

Celebrities in WASA Hats...


Sir Benjamin Spoon BEM, is the great great great Grandfather of our very own Morris Spoon. Sir Benjamin died in 1870 but still likes to be seen at the odd football match. And always sports a fine WASA hat #2.	Prime Minister of the Blackley Fishing Club, Dafydd Afedd Dwr seen here in the holy lands near Cerrigydrudion also sporting a number 2. Since he started wearing this hat, Dafydd has caught more fish than any other members of his club. And they're all <---- this big ---->	Artists impression of what Rhys Ifans would look like if he got himself a proper WASA hat instead of the counterfeit one he's been seen out in. For God's* sake, somebody buy him one. Talk about fashion faux-pas!
		* God, Allah, Buddha, Shiva, Odin, Waheguru, Harry Krishner, Mickey Thomas etc...

* There are those of you who don't trust the Nigeria & Somalia Building Society credit card payment system that we use on this site. Well, you may also opt for the method of payment as once used by the Victorians and send us an olde worlde cheque: payable to Arenig Ltd, and posted to Arenig Ltd, Hafotty Newydd, Betws Gwerfil Goch, Corwen. LL21 9PW.

** Arenig Ltd are our earth-bound cover organisation

dilwyn@welshspaceagency.org