WASA Hat #1

A man wearing a hi-viz vest wearing a woolly hat with the letters WASA on it. He has a sticking plaster patch over his left eye.
Modelled by Morris Spoon, here with WASA hat #01

WASA Hat #1

£9.99

We do still have a handful of these left. But they’re on sale on our neighbour’s website. You can get there by clicking this link here: https://www.telegraphpoleappreciationsociety.org/product/welsh-space-agency-wasa-hat/

SKU: WASAHAT#1
Category: Hats

WASA Hat #2

£9.99

** out of stock ** i.e. We’ve got none of these left.

SKU: WASAHAT#2
Category: Hats

Man with hi-viz coat, shirt and tie and black WASA hat. Wearing spectacles with sticking plaster over one eye.
Modelled by Morris Spoon, here with WASA hat type #02

Official Welsh Space Agency Commemorative Hats

That’s right. We said “Official”. Because these are the only hats on sale anywhere in the world that are properly endorsed by Ffranc Ff. Ffestiniog – our senior WASA hat endorsement executive. Not only that, but each and every one of these hats has been blessed, personally, by the leaders of all the world’s major religions.*1

They are spun from pure Thinsulate, which is the product of a special type of worm which lives only in Wales and has excellent thermal properties as well as providing a measure of protection against cosmic rays – see illustration below.

All embroidery has been done by the tiny hands of magical pixies and elves and child sweatshop labour. And we’re knocking them out at a magical mystery cosmologically protected price of just £9.99*2 – which is a quid less than we paid for the damn things. So if you’ve got any sense you’ll buy the lot off us and sell us them all back again. Anyway, this price is fully inclusive of special postage stamps which you can save in your philately album and will probably be worth a fortune when you’re dead.

*1Not 100% confirmed yet
*Postage free within the UK (except Basingstoke)

Morris Spoon wearing a WASA hat and a hi-viz vest, holding a clipboard in an empty car park.
Modelled here by our very own Morris Spoon, these WASA hats are spun from finest Thinsulate stuff and the logo itself is embroidered, magically, overnight by elves.
The embroidered letters WASA closeup on one of our woollen hats.
Magically embroidered letters, 1 x W, 2 x A and 1 x S. Not in that order
WASA Logo - a bit like the NASA one only with a dragon across it.
Design #2 – The official WASA (TM) logo one. Guaranteed to keep your head warm, as well as looking a bobby dazzler*, wearing one of these.

* bobby dazzler, v : of a bright light shone into the face of a policeman, especially one called Robert.

Man with hi-viz coat, shirt and tie and black WASA hat. Wearing spectacles with sticking plaster over one eye.
Modelled here by our very own Morris Spoon, these WASA hats are spun from finest Thinsulate stuff and the logo itself is embroidered, magically, overnight by elves.
And if all that wasn’t enough. Scientific proof that wearing WASA hats can relieve abdominal discomfort.

NON WASA HAT

Cosmic ray zig-zags attacking a man with a tranmere rovers hat on and is looking sad. With a sticking plaster patch over his left eye.

Morris Spoon wearing inferior headgear, such as this Tranmere Rovers hat, finds he has very little protection against cosmic radiation. Clearly suffering with mild constipation and an inabliltiy to remember shopping lists.

WASA HAT

Cosmic ray zig-zags attacking a man with a a WASA hat on and is looking happy. With a sticking plaster patch over his left eye.

Look at this! Not only are those cosmic rays bouncing off Morris’s hat, they have even left him with slight delusions of self-worth. Watch out Olwen behind the bar in the White Lion!

Celebrities in WASA Hats…

NON WASA HAT

Monocled man in tuxedo and bow tie wearing a WASA hat smoking a cigar

Sir Benjamin Spoon BEM, is the great great great Grandfather of our very own Morris Spoon. Sir Benjamin died in 1870 but still likes to be seen at the odd football match. And always sports a fine WASA hat #2.

WASA HAT

Plump man with sunglasses and a WASA hat stood in front of a Cerrigydrudion road sign.

Prime Minister of the Blackley Fishing Club, Dafydd Afedd Dwr seen here in the holy lands near Cerrigydrudion also sporting a number 2. Since he started wearing this hat, Dafydd has caught more fish than any other members of his club.
And they’re all <—- this big —->

WASA HAT

Artistic impression of actor Rhys Ifans wearing a WASA hat

Artists impression of what Rhys Ifans would look like if he got himself a proper WASA hat instead of the counterfeit one he’s been seen out in. For God’s* sake, somebody buy him one. Talk about fashion faux-pas!
* God, Allah, Buddha, Shiva, Odin, Waheguru, Harry Krishner, Mickey Thomas etc…