Introducing our all-new, hypoallergenic, anti-wrinkle, WASA commemorative hats which are now on sale in the Online Shoppe. These garments, packed with vitamins, minerals and nano-particles we’re knocking out for £9.99. This price includes postage, packaging and the hire of a specially trained courier who will locate your address out of all the millions available and deliver it to you personally. Yes, all this is included in the one-off payment of £9.99 with nothing more to pay – EVER! Or if you prefer the “never-never”, you can pay in 1 simple installment of just £9.99.
These hats are simply superb for commemorating things. They can be used to celebrate :
- Special Wedding Anniversary.
- The birth of a nation.
- Royal Weddings.
- Denbighshire’s all new car-parking charges.
- A favourite football team achieving something, like getting into the play-offs in the Blue Sq Conference.
You can even commiserate in them too. Try these :
- Your girlfriend chucking you for the toaster engineer.
- A bitter and bloody coup somewhere in which thousands die.
- Queen Mums passing away.
- Denbighshire’s all new car-parking charges.
- A favourite football team finishing a miserable 10th in the Blue Sq. Conference for Christ’s sake.
Two designs to choose from which we cunningly call Design #1 and the other one Design #2. Though we might get them mixed up, so best order one of each. You can really make a killing here because we’re selling them for less than we paid for them. Which is just another example of our services to mankind.
Get ’em while they’re hot from the tip-top online WASA shop.
