And now, the main points of the news again…
- After a ridiculous amount of time traversing the solar system, Dilwyn Griffiths and Megan landed on Callisto in Cymru III craft.
- They hung around a while. And, frankly, made a mess.
- Dilwyn accidentally pulled on the take-off cord and blasted them on their way to another moon near Jupiter – Europa.
- They discover new moons along the way.
- They crash on Europa.
- They meet an important member of an alien civilisation.
- They casserole him.
- The aliens get nowty* and demand we send them Susan Boyle and others to make amends otherwise they’ll invade earth.
- Uncle Rhodri wins £46 on the horses.
nowty: [adj] moody, sullen and badtempered, prone to moodswings. (he’s a right nowty git is that Piers Morgan)
