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  • A Soyuz spaceship just launched against a dark sky.
    Cymru III Mission

    Rescue Mission

    Posted on25 January 200628 January 2026

    Yay! Go Tim Peake.  The long awaited / forgotten-about rescue mission finally blasts off from the Baikonur Cymrudrone this afternoon.  Fellow Brit Tim…

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  • A long haired hippy wearing a bandana and a stripy shirt is smoking a reefer and blowing the smoke out.
    Cymru III Mission | Ground Crew

    Subo Arrives

    Posted on23 January 200628 January 2026

    We at WASA HQ are great believers in the notion of “ignore it, and it’ll go away”.  It’s always worked briefly in the…

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  • An old fashioned black and white tv with an alien who looks like an octopus rather angrily cuts across Pobol y Cwm
    Aliens | Cymru III Mission | Europa Encounter

    Alien Contact

    Posted on22 January 200628 January 2026

    We’d just settled down in Mamgu’s front room to watch Pobl y Cwm when a load of interference came on the telly.  Morris…

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  • Alien lifeform discovery on Europa
    Aliens | Cymru III Mission | Europa Encounter

    Alien lifeform discovery on Europa

    Posted on21 January 200628 January 2026

    For millennia mankind has wondered at the possibility of life existing elsewhere in our universe. The visions of H.G. Wells may have fallen…

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  • Jupiter against a backdrop of stars. Only it's a woolen sock with a partially inflated balloon inside it. Don't tell anyone.
    Cymru III Mission | Jupiter

    Jupiter in close up

    Posted on19 January 200628 January 2026

    Since Welsh spacecraft Cymru III crash-landed on Jupiter’s frigid moon Europa, cymrunaut Dilwyn Griffiths and his (quite nasty) dog Megan have been on…

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  • A man in a spacesuit is seen staggering on a frozen snow field. He is holding an empty bottle of beer. Over the horizon Jupiter can be seen.
    Cymru III Mission | Europa Encounter

    He’s Back ! Dilwyn returns to base

    Posted on16 January 200628 January 2026

    Almost unbelievable.  But this is the longest duration ever that an astronaut has wandered off on a reconnaissance expedition on an alien world…

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  • Seen through a telescope, a man and a dog leave footprints through a snow field
    Cymru III Mission | Europa Encounter

    Walkabout

    Posted on15 January 200628 January 2026

    When last we looked, Dilwyn & Megan had set off into the vast frozen landscape of Jupiter’s moon, Europa, in the search of…

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  • The label off a bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup
    Cymru III Mission | Europa Encounter

    Catch up…

    Posted on14 January 200628 January 2026

    And now, the main points of the news again…  nowty: [adj] moody, sullen and badtempered, prone to moodswings. (he’s a right nowty git…

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  • An old black and white television showing a testcard on the screen with the letters WASA at the bottom
    Cymru III Mission | Europa Encounter

    Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible

    Posted on13 January 200628 January 2026

    We’re quite sure it’s just an oversight, but Dilwyn appears to have forgotten to come back from his expeditionette to find a Costcutters…

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  • A man in spacesuit on a snowy planet surface walks off to the horizon with his sheepdog. He is carrying a carrier bag and Jupiter is just popping up over the horizon.
    Cymru III Mission | Europa Encounter

    Europan hunter-gatherers

    Posted on12 January 200628 January 2026

    Since Cymru III gently smashed into the surface of Europa the other day, the crew have wasted little time getting to grips with setting…

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  • A pile of rubbish on a frozen lunar landscape with a man in a spacesuit holding aloft a Cymru flag. Jupiter visible over the horizon
    Cymru III Mission | Europa Encounter

    Touchdown on Europa

    Posted on11 January 200628 January 2026

    We’re now starting to get the early details about the touchdown itself – (touchdown, of course,  being used in the loosest possible sense)Only about…

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  • A spaceman on the surface of Europa smoking a cigarette whilst holding a Wrexham FC flag. Behind him is a sheepdog, and over the horizon is Jupiter
    Cymru III Mission | Europa Encounter

    Touchdown

    Posted on10 January 200628 January 2026

    We come in piece(s) and claim this planeton behalf ofWrexham Association Football Club Ltd(and Wales). more news soon…

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