Despite repeated requests for them not to breathe quite so much, Dilwyn and Megan are in extreme danger of running out of de-phlogisticated air. If they were to run out, the likely outcome is that their heads would go red and then pop. This is clearly detrimental to the mission.
Therefore, we are trying to raise funds to send them a tanker full. WASA is funded directly out of our own pockets, and frankly, we have better things to spend the money on. So this is where you come in dear space cadet. By buying absolutely everyone you know, family, friends, funeral directors, a WASA mug this Christmas/Valentines Day/Easter/Shrove Tuesday you will be doing your bit towards bringing Dilwyn back home again – otherwise his head might look like this:
