Good luck Dil, love from Morris & Co. on earth
With Cymru III on the last few orbits before turning nose-ward for the surface of Jupiter’s moon, Europa, we’re all very excited here at…
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Phlogiston Levels Critical
Despite repeated requests for them not to breathe quite so much, Dilwyn and Megan are in extreme danger of running out of de-phlogisticated…
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Countdown to crunchdown
So here we are, the last few orbits before the much-awaited plummet towards the surface of Europa. The space scopes on board Cymru…
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Europa Landing
If you’re checking back here to see if Dilwyn’s landed on Europa yet, then, no, he hasn’t. But you’re probably as sick of…
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Megan’s continuing digestive discomfort
Ever since Megan dined on Dilwyn’s septically gouty big toe, (see recent post) her digestion has been all to pot. Not to put too…
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Christmas on board Cymru III
While we earth-lubbers were all cracking skip-loads of brazil nuts over the Christmas period, and arguing about what to watch on the telly, our…
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Captured on spacecraft CCTV
Despite being strictly forbidden to smoke in enclosed workplaces, here we caught Dil having a crafty fag before popping out for a space…
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Gravity assisted landing on Europa
During the first few orbits of Europa, highly sensitive spectrographic analysing instruments on board Cymru III detected a tenuous atmosphere comprising molecular oxygen…
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Prepare for Europa Encounter
We’re getting excited here at WASA HQ in our bunker shed at our top secret base somewhere near Cerrigydrudion. Europa is getting closer. …
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Medical Emergency on Cymru III
We’ve relied heavily on self-medication thus far to keep all our space crews in tip top tipsy condition. The slightest ailment, and they reach…
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New Worlds
Completely overlooked all these years by that NASA lot as well as the Russkies, and even Phil, off of the Archers, with his…
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Goodbye Callisto
Dilwyn, Megan, Cymru III and nearly a million woodlice, dog-fleas and cockroaches have all suddenly and violently left Callisto. This came as a…
