Everywhere all at once
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Callisto mission extended
The Welsh Space Agency (TM) is pleased to announce the almost indefinite extension of our mission Cymru III to Callisto. Originally scheduled to…
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Goodbye Callisto
Dilwyn, Megan, Cymru III and nearly a million woodlice, dog-fleas and cockroaches have all suddenly and violently left Callisto. This came as a…
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New Worlds
Completely overlooked all these years by that NASA lot as well as the Russkies, and even Phil, off of the Archers, with his…
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WASA Hats
Introducing our all-new, hypoallergenic, anti-wrinkle, WASA commemorative hats which are now on sale in the Online Shoppe. These garments, packed with vitamins, minerals…
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Biscuits
It’s a little known fact, but the Welsh Space Agency only accept biscuits from one top secret source – a highly exclusive secret…
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Medical Emergency on Cymru III
We’ve relied heavily on self-medication thus far to keep all our space crews in tip top tipsy condition. The slightest ailment, and they reach…
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Mamgu News
We’ve had a lot of letters telling us what little hotty you all think Mamgu is. Well, we know who you are and…
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Prepare for Europa Encounter
We’re getting excited here at WASA HQ in our bunker shed at our top secret base somewhere near Cerrigydrudion. Europa is getting closer. …
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Gravity assisted landing on Europa
During the first few orbits of Europa, highly sensitive spectrographic analysing instruments on board Cymru III detected a tenuous atmosphere comprising molecular oxygen…
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Captured on spacecraft CCTV
Despite being strictly forbidden to smoke in enclosed workplaces, here we caught Dil having a crafty fag before popping out for a space…
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Christmas on board Cymru III
While we earth-lubbers were all cracking skip-loads of brazil nuts over the Christmas period, and arguing about what to watch on the telly, our…
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Megan’s continuing digestive discomfort
Ever since Megan dined on Dilwyn’s septically gouty big toe, (see recent post) her digestion has been all to pot. Not to put too…
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Europa Landing
If you’re checking back here to see if Dilwyn’s landed on Europa yet, then, no, he hasn’t. But you’re probably as sick of…
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WASA Mugs
WASA Mugs extreme testing complete And preliminary results look promising : * Holds adequate quantity of tea* Has a lovely WASA logo on…
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Countdown to crunchdown
So here we are, the last few orbits before the much-awaited plummet towards the surface of Europa. The space scopes on board Cymru…
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Phlogiston Levels Critical
Despite repeated requests for them not to breathe quite so much, Dilwyn and Megan are in extreme danger of running out of de-phlogisticated…
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Good luck Dil, love from Morris & Co. on earth
With Cymru III on the last few orbits before turning nose-ward for the surface of Jupiter’s moon, Europa, we’re all very excited here at…
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Touchdown
We come in piece(s) and claim this planeton behalf ofWrexham Association Football Club Ltd(and Wales). more news soon…
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Touchdown on Europa
We’re now starting to get the early details about the touchdown itself – (touchdown, of course, being used in the loosest possible sense)Only about…
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WASA Mugs in Which Magazine consumer test
Which Magazine* are considering carrying out consumer tests on tea and coffee mugs. WASA mugs are to go head-to-head in the battle of…
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Europan hunter-gatherers
Since Cymru III gently smashed into the surface of Europa the other day, the crew have wasted little time getting to grips with setting…
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Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible
We’re quite sure it’s just an oversight, but Dilwyn appears to have forgotten to come back from his expeditionette to find a Costcutters…
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Cymru IV Mission
The Craft The new craft, Cymru 4, is on the drawing board as we speak. Well more of a sort of cigarette packet…
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Engineering Notes
Following on from our artists impression of what Cymru IV will look like, many people have asked us to clarify the propulsion system…
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Catch up…
And now, the main points of the news again… nowty: [adj] moody, sullen and badtempered, prone to moodswings. (he’s a right nowty git…
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Walkabout
When last we looked, Dilwyn & Megan had set off into the vast frozen landscape of Jupiter’s moon, Europa, in the search of…
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He’s Back ! Dilwyn returns to base
Almost unbelievable. But this is the longest duration ever that an astronaut has wandered off on a reconnaissance expedition on an alien world…
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Situations Vacant
A vacancy has opened up within our Small Hadron Collider Facility behind the Mace in Cerrigydrudion. Applicants will be familiar with Bose-Einstein Condensates,…
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Uncle Rhodri
Del from the internet has written to us suggesting that Uncle Rhodri is winning far too much to be normal, and does he…
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Jupiter in close up
Since Welsh spacecraft Cymru III crash-landed on Jupiter’s frigid moon Europa, cymrunaut Dilwyn Griffiths and his (quite nasty) dog Megan have been on…
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WASA cutting edge bathroom technology
Every Wednesday morning for years now, Mamgu has been nipping round to Callard and Bowser’s Bathroom showroom in the High Street. Here, when…
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Alien lifeform discovery on Europa
For millennia mankind has wondered at the possibility of life existing elsewhere in our universe. The visions of H.G. Wells may have fallen…
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Alien Contact
We’d just settled down in Mamgu’s front room to watch Pobl y Cwm when a load of interference came on the telly. Morris…
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Subo Arrives
We at WASA HQ are great believers in the notion of “ignore it, and it’ll go away”. It’s always worked briefly in the…
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Biscuit Sponsorship Announced
Island Bakery Organics of the Isle of Mull in Scotland, are rumoured to be thinking about replying to an email we sent asking them…
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We have the technology
Typical! Not a single update to this website in months, then along comes one all at the same time. Actually, whilst it might…
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Rescue Mission
Yay! Go Tim Peake. The long awaited / forgotten-about rescue mission finally blasts off from the Baikonur Cymrudrone this afternoon. Fellow Brit Tim…
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Saturday 15th March 2008
Dilwyn was struggling to re-start the engines of Cymru III in order to get back in time to be match sponsor for this…
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Award Winning Website
Yes, whilst our intrepid Cymrunauts Dilwyn & Megan have been pushing back the boundaries of interstellar space, this very website has been busy…
